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« on: April 01, 2005, 08:41:01 AM » |
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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’m going to have to shut down BraxtanFILM indefinitely. I have several personal reasons for doing this, but mainly I’m tired of working so hard on films and it having no real payoff. I’ll be taking a job I’ve been offered as a museum curator in Detroit, where I hope to put this mess behind me. What mess you ask? I received a phone call yesterday from a representative from Oscar Meyer. The company claims that I have unfairly represented their product by placing one of their wieners in the chest cavity of a victim in my film “A Real Hero”. They’ve taken the following action: A) Served me with a Cease and Desist letter describing in intricate detail how every aspect of my website now belongs to them (it will soon become oscarmeyerfilm.com). B) Threatened my life with the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile. C) I’ve been ordered to change my last name to Bologna. Finally, Happy April Fool’s Day; if you can’t tell, I’m bored today. We start filming a new short tomorrow.
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moediaz2
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2005, 08:45:11 AM » |
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo looks like i inherite the site!  Everybody will be glad that i will be the new hank braxtan. Hank i'm sorry to spill the beans to the FBI and have them change your name, but my friend polly, he was going to be assed raped in jail if i didn't go through as planned. i'm sorry. |
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Don't play in a land of Giants if ye are not a giant thy self.
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Dave
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2005, 10:01:15 AM » |
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That guy at PLP films wants me to change my domain name.
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moediaz2
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2005, 10:04:26 AM » |
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i have 5000mb of space and 50gb transfere per a month and i'm not using it, lol. I'm so crazy !
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Don't play in a land of Giants if ye are not a giant thy self.
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TheAlmightyKilllerFuu
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2005, 10:10:49 AM » |
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Good April Fools joke Braxtan.  |
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 Dr.Light how come you didn't give me the ability to DUCK?  Quiet you fool! |
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2005, 12:35:54 PM » |
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i have 5000mb of space and 50gb transfere per a month and i'm not using it, lol. I'm so crazy ! i have unlimited webspace and i am not using it. now thats crazy |
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2005, 01:29:56 PM » |
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You friggin scared me there, Hank!
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Notorious
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2005, 02:10:56 PM » |
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noooooooooooooooooooo!
I wanted to take over the domain, I wished you WERE shut down so I could buy you out, and all the rights toy our films, MUWAHAHAHAH
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2005, 04:02:58 PM » |
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That damn Oscar Meyer! Oscar Meyer is the Devil I say! The Devil!
EDIT: I, Zoltran39, am giveing this statement of my own free will. Oscar Meyer is the best hot dog out there. It is good and just that BraxtanFILM be shut down for mocking them. CALL THE POLICE!
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moediaz2
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2005, 04:43:47 PM » |
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i want to buy a braxtan action figure. Are these products avalible?
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Don't play in a land of Giants if ye are not a giant thy self.
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Bojac
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2005, 06:17:14 PM » |
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looks like i inherite the site! WTF! It's Goes God - Hank - Jerry - Weiss - Dave - Me - John Kerry - Keanu Reeves - Satan - Osama Bin Laden - Saddam - FDR - Ron Franklin - Oscar Meyer - an inanimate rod - my cell phone - Moe Nice Prank Hank, Almost had a heart attack  |
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Pennywise The Clown
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2005, 06:24:40 PM » |
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That was be posted on April 1st. So maybe i say MAYBE it's just a joke?If its right god damn no do this again Hank i going to have an Hearth Attack! |
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moediaz2
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2005, 06:27:07 PM » |
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WTF! It's Goes God - Hank - Jerry - Weiss - Dave - moediaz - John Kerry - Keanu Reeves - Satan - Osama Bin Laden - Saddam - FDR - Ron Franklin - Oscar Meyer - an inanimate rod - my cell phone - dog shit-shit's shit-Then Bojac. Get that through your head .
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BraxtAnFILM
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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2005, 06:35:02 PM » |
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I'm afraid there wouldn't be much action to my figure. He'd come with a computer, a video camera, and a hockey stick. But it would be one of those cheap action figures with only like five points of articulation, and he wouldn't hold the camera or hockey stick in any kind of believable fashion. In fact, all my action figures would just be re-painted "Police Academy" figures.
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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2005, 06:36:43 PM » |
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I'M SUR ITS AN APRIL FOOL JOKE |
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moediaz2
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2005, 06:37:29 PM » |
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 BUT I WANT THE HANK ACTION FIGURE THAT CAN BEAT UP THE BOJAC-ORILLAS WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK, i WANT IT . |
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2005, 06:39:49 PM » |
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Hank do not going to have me with this good joke for April Fool Joke Hank it was a great joke but you cannot take me with this.  |
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2005, 10:03:28 PM » |
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looks like i inherite the site! WTF! It's Goes God - Hank - Jerry - Weiss - Dave - Me - John Kerry - Keanu Reeves - Satan - Osama Bin Laden - Saddam - FDR - Ron Franklin - Oscar Meyer - an inanimate rod - my cell phone - Moe Nice Prank Hank, Almost had a heart attack Well, I don't know who the fuck Jerry is, but I am most definitely before him, and GOD is not first either. |
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2005, 01:33:06 AM » |
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looks like i inherite the site! WTF! It's Goes God - Hank - Jerry - Weiss - Dave - Me - John Kerry - Keanu Reeves - Satan - Osama Bin Laden - Saddam - FDR - Ron Franklin - Oscar Meyer - an inanimate rod - my cell phone - Moe Nice Prank Hank, Almost had a heart attack Well, I don't know who the fuck Jerry is, but I am most definitely before him, and GOD is not first either. yeah! I am before god. <_< >_> <_> *RUNS* |
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moediaz2
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« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2005, 06:05:39 AM » |
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DAMN, this was a great joke Hank, cheer to you !
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