Introducing Johnny Rocket: The Ab-Lounge and You!

[Relapse Films JR]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fAuClEvXkSs
RELAPSE FILMS.COM PRESENTS: JOHNNY ROCKET
-You may recognize Johnny Rocket from his roles in "Get to the Choppa VIII" and "Bang Bang now Play with my Wang," but besides making blockbuster smash hits this action star takes time to share his secret work-outs that keep the "Rocket" flying high! - Talk with Johnny now on RelapseFilms.com message board and meet fellow fans!

"Let's Go!" - Johnny Rocket

WARNING: Extreme swell occurs frequently.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fAuClEvXkSs

[Tasty Human]

The good news is, that was not expected.

The bad news is, that was awful.

[Relapse Films JR]

The bad news is, that was awful.

Nagle knew you would say that haha.
Boredom played a big part in Johnny's creation, plus we were aiming for ridiculous and to fill an afternoon after the production meeting on fathers day was canceled.

[manvsbear]

Why was it 5 and a half minutes long?

[Tasty Human]

Why was it 5 and a half minutes long?

They were compensating.

[Nagleess]

Why is it 5 mintues long what kind of retarded question is that??? Its 5 minutes long because its 5 minutes long how long did you want it to be a full hour??? Were you trying to acutally work out to it and were disappotined that it wasnt long enough???

Heres a tip take it for what it is a fucking spoof of work-out videos I am sorry it couldnt live up to the increidibly artful standards that is braxtan film and "return" I mean I was surprised that movie didn't get an indpendent spirit award...

P.S. the acting is way better then the ridged Weiss in any of the films he's done

[Tasty Human]

Why is it 5 mintues long what kind of retarded question is that??? Its 5 minutes long because its 5 minutes long how long did you want it to be a full hour??? Were you trying to acutally work out to it and were disappotined that it wasnt long enough???

Heres a tip take it for what it is a fucking spoof of work-out videos I am sorry it couldnt live up to the increidibly artful standards that is braxtan film and "return" I mean I was surprised that movie didn't get an indpendent spirit award...

P.S. the acting is way better then the ridged Weiss in any of the films he's done

Congratulations, you have just figured out the best way to move ahead in any business.

Lesson 1) Don't respond negatively to criticism with defamatory remarks.
Lesson 2) Unless everything you do is above par AND you are giving me money. I can, and will make fun of everything on this forum, I wouldn't expect anything less of anyone else either.
Lesson 3) If you are a writer, please make sure to spell check your posts. I was kind enough to help you.

[Bojac]

Why is it 5 mintues long what kind of retarded question is that??? Its 5 minutes long because its 5 minutes long how long did you want it to be a full hour??? Were you trying to acutally work out to it and were disappotined that it wasnt long enough???

Heres a tip take it for what it is a fucking spoof of work-out videos I am sorry it couldnt live up to the increidibly artful standards that is braxtan film and "return" I mean I was surprised that movie didn't get an indpendent spirit award...

P.S. the acting is way better then the ridged Weiss in any of the films he's done

Welcome to the forums!

Your movie sucks!


Please somebody get the reference...

[Relapse Films JR]

Oh negative Nagels

[Nagleess]

Your right thank god for spell check, however do realize that most of the mistakes are grammatical not spelling errors. i.e. its it's

Anyway I digress I should point out that yes it is unfair of me to criticize you all for ripping on our short it is the right of all men to have his opinion. So i apologize, HOWEVER, if you do feel the need to criticize my work please know that I would appreciate a WHY you didn't like it rather then I though it sucked (saying why is it 5 and a half minutes that is truly a stupid question and I wouldn't even know how to respond.)

Anyway if you liked it tell me why if you hated it tell me why, its not helpful to myself or the rest of the people who helped on the project to criticize without an reason of why, it serves no other purpose then to annoy me.

So with that said understand that if people decide to comment without reason they should expect post similar to that

[manvsbear]

(saying why is it 5 and a half minutes that is truly a stupid question and I wouldn't even know how to respond.)

Sometimes you need to read between the stupid lines.  Stupid.

[Tasty Human]

Your right thank god for spell check, however do realize that most of the mistakes are grammatical not spelling errors. i.e. its it's

No, spell check would have caught everything except for "its" and "it's" So 25% = FAIL!

1)It was boring.
1)The audio quality was bad.
1)The video quality was bad.
1)The acting was bad. Although arguable it was a character, for instance I HATE all the repeating characters on Mad TV, such as Stewart and Mrs. Swan. They are boring, but someone somewhere likes them so they keep coming bad. My solution, I don't watch

If I had to guess, and I don't because it was previously stated by JR, you guys set out to do something else but couldn't because reason 777-3A(Murphy's Law of Film)

Why is it five minutes long? At some point you just need to cum and get off her. realize this is too long and the repetitive jokes are NOT working.

[Nagleess]

I respect you opinion I i appreciate that you were honest with your opinion.

However I think that 2 of your complaints are ridiculous its has bad audio and video

I am going to say this one time so that everyone knows:

IT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO

so who cares what the audio and video look and sound like your never going to be able to tell the difference. Furthermore there's nothing wrong with going to lowest common denominator every once and awhile, the thing to remember is that LCD applies to all audiences and by doing so gets your name out there. Besides an buzz is good and even though the audio and video are SO terrible it still has gotten the most views faster then the other things we put on there strictly because it is LCD.

Although i don't expect much out of this board, I mean it's a fan boy site so the only things that get any buzz on here are other fan boy films. Case and point that shitty sounding back to the future movie. Here's a tip come up with your own ideas not leeching off of other peoples creativity. Shit even if Johnny Rocket sucks and is juvenile its still 100% more original then most ideas on these treads. 

[Tasty Human]

However I think that 2 of your complaints are ridiculous its has bad audio and video
IT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO

Yep......FAIL

LCD applies to all audiences and by doing so gets your name out there....it still has gotten the most views faster then the other things we put on there strictly because it is LCD.

Please collect your ‘Theoretical’ Internet Dollars…

[manvsbear]

Although i don't expect much out of this board, I mean it's a fan boy site so the only things that get any buzz on here are other fan boy films.

Who is this moron?  Is he always drunk?

Every time I read his posts I think of Barney Gumble.

YOUR VIDEO SUCKS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHoT-mVCKn0

[Relapse Films JR]

Glad everyone is getting a kick out of Johnny Rocket my plan is coming into fruition muwhahaha muwahhahahaha.... err ahem...

[Nagleess]

Its about having fun with what your doing not the money so unlike the rest of the fan boys on this site I got an education, So it will never be about money, what i find much more interesting is the fact that you actually went out of your way to get a pic for a message board on a fan boy site.

Either way regardless of your thoughts on our "shitty" internet video I must admit I hold your opinion higher then the one other loser on this board because I have seen your work and its actually good really good so I can't be too mad that you didn't like. I am bored with this board I can't think of anything else insulting to say, but its been fun fellas Don't worry we can argue again when we put together another shitty video 

[Tasty Human]

so unlike the rest of the fan boys on this site I got an education

I guess English and Grammar were not degree requirements then huh?

You do realize the demo here is in high school, right?
Well, except for that jasonfreak kid, no one knows how old he is.

I agree, it should always be about having fun, someone should be able to watch your video and say, "Wow, it looks like those kids had fun making that"

I actually do watch most of the videos that are posted here, and some of them are quite bad(see below). The difference is you can tell when someone tried.
"The guy with the yellow jacket" video, I had no idea what was going on, but I was able to watch it and say, "wow, it looks like those kids had fun doing that"

I might have been able to do the same thing with your video, but it was way too long. (no pun intended)


"Bad" being a difference of opinion based on one of the following: quality, story, and audience understanding.