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« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2004, 02:51:10 PM »
Had more symbolism then 2001: a space odsessy!  I loved it Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2004, 08:58:41 AM »
Wow shocked. What a film. I was...just...shocked. LOL! That was pretty good. I was a little appalled when it came time to eat the piece of shit. Other than that, it was pretty funny! I liked the credits wink
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2004, 12:54:58 PM »
Ugh, I too wasnt sure what to expect. I didn't like it. Grossed me out by the shit part....
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« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2004, 02:26:34 PM »
I am sorry for eating shit guys. The script called for it, and who am I to argue with the genius that is BRAXTAN? Actually I think its funny as hell doing a movie that I probably shouldn't show my family. Come on, admit it, you've all seen those shitty art films. If this isn't considered to be the definitive short film mocking art films I don't know what is. Also Super kudos to Jeff Deel @ Deel Design for editing that as well as the featurette for "FREDDY VS,GHOSTBUSTERS", marvelous job my man. You continue to impress me.
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« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2004, 07:24:28 AM »
Good point. I guess I was too shocked at first. I watched it again today and I could really relate to the hatred of these artsy films. Asside form the one barney made in the simpsons about beer Cheesy.

All in all now that I've rewatched it pretty funny to see someone take a stab at the art films Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2004, 11:02:41 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2004, 01:07:01 PM »
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I beleive it was "...I'm already dead", either way, funny as hell. And titles pukeahontas (or however its spelled)
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« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2004, 03:20:40 AM »
Wow, what an amazing movie! That movie is the definite answer to the eternal question what really is art.

The toilet scene will probably go down in movie history and make Hitchcock's dull shower scene forgotten.

Boy, was I fighting back the tears when that guy came along and threw his trash onto Jason's garden. That's genuine tragic right there!

One thing, though: where are the boobs? You can't make a black and white artsy fartsy movie without showing some nudity - for artistic reasons only, of course.
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« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2004, 10:42:57 AM »
We had Hurley's boobs...
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« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2004, 04:11:48 PM »
I was gonna drop my pants for the movie too, but the lens wasn't  big enough....
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« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2004, 04:40:44 PM »
Yeah, Hurley has a complex case of micropenis and elephantitis of the balls. Pick up any new anatomy book and there is an entire chapter on Hurley's deformity... It's quite the interesting read, I highly recommend it to any medical professional...
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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2004, 01:46:24 PM »
And here I was expecting an ass joke. You surpise me once again Tanny.
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