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Question: What would you rather see come from BraxtanFILM?  (Voting closed: November 27, 2004, 02:14:52 PM)
Counter-Strike Movie - 9 (40.9%)
Half-Life Movie - 7 (31.8%)
Hardcore Gay Porn (Hank's Favorite) - 6 (27.3%)
Total Voters: 22

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« on: October 28, 2004, 02:14:52 PM »

Opening up my creative prowess to the democratic system.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2004, 05:18:17 PM »

Speaking of Hardcore Gay porn, we should be releasing Cole (Jimmy)'s new video soon.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2004, 05:51:06 PM »

LO FREAKING L  cheesy  cheesy  cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2004, 08:02:53 PM »

Gay Porn For ALL! SAYS I!
Do you think that on the ride of Pirates of the Carrebian when they say "We Want The Ladies" one pirate should say "I Want A Man" Well it would make Johnny Apple seed happy.
Wear a pot on your head will you?
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2004, 08:09:23 PM »

hey braxtan if you make the gay porn movie and put it on dvd
can u send a free bottle of lotion 2 please
lol cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 11:17:27 PM »

Who the hell voted for gay porn, anyway?
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2004, 11:41:17 AM »

lol, ummmm i dunno  not pointing fingers though ok bojaredlief he wont know u voted i promise i wont tell. honestly braxtan i voted for ummmm
something else , honestly.
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2004, 02:12:43 PM »

Hank + Macaulay Culkin = One hilarious gay porn.
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2004, 03:29:29 PM »

Jason wiess as a CT trying to defuse the bomb...hilarity ensues!
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2004, 07:14:14 PM »

WATCH CLOSELY, THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL WEISS


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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2004, 02:21:58 AM »

Quote from: a_ndrew3000
Hank + Macaulay Culkin = One hilarious gay porn.


(Falls of chair laughing): HOME ALONE AGAIN  cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2004, 12:38:08 PM »

Sorry beat you to it!  One of the 2 vids 'Plank Films' have done is 'Counter-Strike Source Beta' which will be available for download in a couple of weeks.  
But we all know Braxtan would make a better version anyway!

'The revenge of Charlie's PC' will be our primary presentation.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2004, 03:27:46 PM »

Wow... I just kinda put that gay porn thing up there as a joke... I didn't think it would actually get any votes since I put "What YOU would want to see from BraxtanFILM"... craziness... Not that there is any wrong with being gay, besides the whole inability to reproduce thing. I was just thinking that a Half Life movie would actually be a little bit more interesting to watch. A counterstrike movie would make a much better short though. The Half Life thing would have to be quite a bit longer I think. It could be a short, I guess. But, I think a 3 hour long Half Life movie would kick the crap out of that pussy little Lord of the Rings franchise lol.
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2004, 03:52:48 PM »

No doubt.  Move over Frodo, Gordon Braxtan is in da house!
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2004, 06:34:41 PM »

Man, this sucks. I hoped I would have had more votes by now. I shouldn't have put the gay porn option in. It's turning out to be the "Nader" factor.
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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2004, 09:17:07 PM »

Nader isn't going to be a factor.  He should hope that he could be the "gay porn" factor.
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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2004, 08:43:22 AM »

Actually I'd like to see a musical, something like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but with violence.
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2004, 07:09:37 AM »

Woot for gay porn!
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2004, 08:26:24 AM »

well this certainly has been a learning experience. only put the options that you actually want people to vote for...
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2004, 09:11:19 AM »

Hank! Do a commercial making an analogie of our Army or Marines being like FedEX or UPS delivering pakages to people in Iraq. For example: a guy who was kidnapped. When the insergents are tapping the forthcumming beheadding, the Army busts in on them and stoppes the horrid act just in time. Thay deliver the package to the liberated american who states to the camera;" Glad I used the DoD for all of my deleveries!" In the background the insergents are being taken prisoner. The End


What do you think? anyone? Weiss?
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