Yeah, the scene is brighter.

I like the directors cut, pretty awesome. I have a question:
In the bar scene where the GB are takin' care of business and kickin' ghost ass, why is the only wearing the pair goggles the one who is also wearing glasses? I think they're night vision goggles or something. Seems odd that he is wearing them, wouldnt the glasses get in the way?


I'd kill to see that! Or do a funny dance and call form the ancient Egyptain god Ra to smite all your enemies!

Wow, you owe a lot to Lab-Rat, huh? If he was to be assassinated, BraxtanFILM will be forever in doom. Hmm...

Hmmm, I just noticed, but did you know there isnt a poster/download link on the website for 5k?


EDIT: Damn typos.

All in the hands of virgin school girls for whom we have captured through the making of the films.

Better then Cpt. Wedley? IMPOSSIBLE!

I believe quoting you and bolding a word is a more appropriate answer.


This occasion being neither the 50% off, or the two dollar discount at Windeys, but the news of the Cursed Army Ball movie. Cant wait.


Oh, it does? Hm... Well that makes sense. And you, being the great admin you are, saw it personally that all films were turned into [drumroll] Quicktime.
It can? Huh... I'll have to try that out next time I download a BraxtanFILM. Which wont be long, since I, sadly, lost all my interest files in my internet devorice. So, currently, I'm starting off my downloading them again. Killer on my patetience, and killer on your Bandwith. Which is why, for your Bandwiths sake, I think I'll just download my favorites... which isnt saying much for saving, since I love'em all.

Lets see... Cpt. Wedley, Game Over, 5 days and 5K, Kung Pao Kitty, Super Captian Guy, Four More Years of Vader, A Real Hero, Internet Stab (perhaps), and MAYBE Dummys Luck. Thats all but... nine? So I guess I am saving some bandwith.

Oh yeah? Well I’m charging for Sexual Harassment. If they can do it to a famous black man-turned-white (Michael Jackson), I can do it with the second most powerful figure in Hollywood.

Kids, remember the lessons from Sexual Harassment Panda, he knows what he’s talking about! - South Park inside joke.

Ones worst critic is oneself.

Hank, great movie. Sorry I hadn’t replied much sooner… like when the thing was actually posted. But I loved the movie, quite possibly one of favorite BraxtanFILM. But still, nothing can replace CPT Wedley: BN Disciplinator!



Either that, or just blinded by his own marvelous creation. And I'm not talking about that thing growing inside his girlfriend.



Hank, I know that this isnt the right place to ask you this, but why did you change all the movies to Quicktime? I, personally, hate Quicktime. Have to go through getting the movie to play, and whats worst, I cant view full screen. I miss the windows version. Just curious why you changed it. =/

So, you think you could just ruin BraxtanFILM, aye, Mr. Oscar Meyer? Tell me, have you ever seen what happens to a hotdog when applied with 200 volts of current electricity? Its not pretty. Say adios to your wiener, bitch!

Oh, wait, this a joke? I knew that… haha, good one Braxtan. Actually, I want to kill you for giving me a heart attack. But still, funny.
What idiot would believe such a thing… [nervous look while slowly pushing Mr. Oscar Meyer into the closet.] You’d have to be a real idiot… [shifty eyes.]

Four? Don't worry, Hank. You still got 16 more years. Thats much more then four.  No worries. I suggest you make it in Hollywood by then. I'll try to help, I know people who know people who know people who know some people that work in Hollywood. Well, not really, but if Michael Jackson can turn white you can get in Hollywood, damnit. I cant help you with the presidency.  I could take out the previous president, giving you a chance to become president now. Up to you.

Thats Hank Braxtan. B-R-A-X-T-A-N. Running for president as soon as the current one gets out of office. Vote for Hank, or suffer.


Thanks Braxtan. Well, then I cant wait for summer. Know anyone with a time machine? I'm willing to pay with back rubs.

That’s your opinion. Which, may I add, does not matter to me…

Ah, you remember little ol' me?  
Well, its good to be back. Real good. Like laffy-taffy good. Cant get no better then that. Unless you won the lottery, AND had laffy-taffy, AND nachos... mmm.
So, I see Outhouse of the Dead still isn't finished. What a shame.... oh well, I can wait... for a while.

Best f*ckin' film ever. 'Nuf said.

I must say Braxtan, this is THE best movie poster I have ever seen. If the movie is as good as the poster, then I can have high expectations.


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Just watches it, it was pretty damn funny. I never was that much of a Star Wars fan though. Darth was my favorite ever, until he became a good guy at the end… pathetic, once a great evil warrior on the dark side, now a good guy. A dead, burnt good guy. But I hear they’re bringing him back in Episode 3. I don’t see how, but whatever.
Anyway, no offence, but I wouldn’t have voted it to be the best. Real good, but not the best. The poster and the fact that it’s a BraxtanFilm is enough for me to love it and watch it. I loved the ending with the camera man. And the hilarious scene with the explosion. I guess I don’t find it top-rate because its not my type. Not a big Star Wars fan…
Sorry you didn’t win though, Braxtan. Your reputation alone would be enough for me to vote it number one. Like Stephen King’s books. A lot of them are too long and two chapters about the same thing, yet the sells millions. Has to be the rep.
 



AtomFilms is why Michael Jackson turned queer. May they forever burn in the firey pits of Hell.

If you move your mouse over the black banner at top that says BRAXTANFILM and look down at the status bar on the bottom of the page it says
"Visit the Brraxtan Film Website"

Aw, did you miss me?  

I don't download trailers, I save my hard drive space for the movie.

That part was the funniest Soft Porn scene I have ever seen.

What about the fellatio? Was that real or were you forced to suck on a carrot--the heat-seeking carrot!

It better be! Or else we will do to you what we did to Martha. Tie you up, gag you up and leave you on Michael Jackson's doorstep!


Muhaha [maniac laughing and all that stuff]

You're on the wrong site. This is braxtanFILM, not Braxtan Films.
 

I kid, I kid. We got the idea.

The movies sound cool, I can't wait to download. And Hank's right, a messageboard is to send messages and chat. What else do we need? Automatic Alien Anal Probes for guests? I think not.

Though that would be funny... join or suffer the wrath of the anal probe!

Yo, I think your website would be da bomb if you had the Geico do the robot.

Sorry to say but this is the worst BraxtanFILM i've seen, IMO. But this ocming from a guy who thought Army Ball Reloaded was funny as hell.