Army Ball Reloaded (2004)

Wow. Just, wow. This could be the worst 10 minutes in cinematic history. This was the short I did for the 2004 Army birthday ball. Once again, they wanted comedy. I wanted it to be really cheesy. I wanted people to say "Man, Matrix Revolutions was disappointing!" so I can say "Oh yeah, check this shit out!". Yes, it's that bad. Of course I put making it off until the last minute, and wrote the script the night before we were supposed to shoot. I don't know why, I just wasn't in the mood to make it. I was still in the middle of getting the "Freddy VS Ghostbusters" DVD finished, as well as out-processing the Army. This thing is HELLA-CHEESY. There are some funny bits here and there, but it makes it all worth it when you see the last fight scene. Man, is it lame! I know, I'm really pumping you up to want to see this! Anyway, download if you dare. If you're in the military, you'll probably find it humorous. If you hated the last Matrix movie, you may find this funny. If you're a fan of any BraxtanFILM productions, please leave before you shatter your pristine image of my site.

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Starring:  Daniel Thorstad, John Jenkins, SGT Hugginson Written and Directed by:  Hank Braxtan Release:  June 13th, 2004 Length: 00:10:22 RATED PG-13